I have only been to Mississippi a couple of times and it was only because I was driving through it to get to a much better location. I openly admit that I have no real experiences with the state directly. You might remember back in march when I had this interaction with a Mississippi state fan or administrator or whatever in a Nashville elevator before the SEC championship. I had never been a MSU hater up until that point, now I consider their fans to be near the level of the others I despise.
Since I have a limited amount of knowledge of the state of Mississippi and the people of Mississippi, I decided to research the state a little on the, always reliable, world wide web. I stumbled upon the Mississippi Hate forum this morning and it provided me several opinions of the state by people who have actually been or lived there. Here are a couple of the quotes I retrieved from the forum that I believe to be worthy enough to share with you about the state of Mississippi…
“I would rather spend eternity in hell, than spend another week in this horrible place. Jackson Ms. is the worst place in the world to live.”
“Probably the worst state in the USA. Dumb, fat and rude people. Everyone is on welfare too… Only a moron would enjoy living here. 15 years of my life have gone down the drain living in this dump. It lacks job opportunities, attractions, nerd/anime conventions (if you can even FIND an otaku in MS), and general fun. But what it DOESN’T lack in is obesity, racism, bad schools, ignorance, and boredom. Lots of boredom. You’ll never run out of it here. Really. If you want an example of how dull and depressing this place is, go watch paint dry. My kids will NOT be attending any schools in MS or in the deep south for that matter when the time comes.”
“Hate this place. MS SUCKS”
Let me say this…If you put ‘hate Mississippi’ or ‘Mississippi sucks’ or any combination of those words in Google or any other search engine, you will find more white sheets than a bedding sale at Bed, Bath, and Beyond . Wow Mississippi! I was expecting those pics to have a date on them of a year far before I was born, but unfortunately, they did not. What the hell is going on down there? Does our federal government know about this? I know Ole Miss’s nickname is or was the Rebels, but I never made the connection. No wonder no one likes it there…I am going to have to end this and go make a few phone calls… I am demanding extra security escort our players to and from Mississippi on Saturday.