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Jul 25

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 12:00 pm | Leave a Comment (1)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

Today we have a reader submission for the Monday Morning Mullet (afternoon edition).  I can’t give you the exact details of where this beauty was found but I can tell you how I got a hold of it.  A near and dear friend of mine, Tim, sent it to me in the middle of my work day a few weeks ago and I had forgotten about it.  Saturday night, while enjoying a Maker’s on the rocks at Drake’s (www.drakescomeplay.com  www.facebook.com/DrakesStMatthews), he reminded me that I needed to post it.  So I have spent all morning trying to find it and voila…here it is.  Thanks Tim, you owe me a drink! 

This guy needs to be on a bud light commercial, he’s definitely a Real American Hero.  Here’s to you Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Mullet Man!  The way you sport that shirt with jorts and no socks with the shoes, makes the girls go crazy. The classic 1980’s beach bum Mullet time warped to 2011 to give us all a good laugh.  So crack open a bud light because you deserve it…and maybe you’ll get drunk enough that you pass out and someone will lop off that huge rat tail known as a mullet

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail it to MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com and your picture will be the Monday Morning Mullet.

Jul 11

Monday Morning Mullet: Bouffant Beauty Queen

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:02 am | Leave a Comment (2)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

Good Morning Mullet Fans!  This week we have something a little more sexy than your everyday, run of the mill mullet – we have the Bouffant.  Woman with Bouffants were a big hit (no pun intended) in the early 90’s.  Reba McEntire, Oprah Winfrey and every teacher I had, just to name a few, sported the poof.

Well fast forward 20 years, unfortunately, no one informed this weeks lovely lady about the change in style.  She made me feel like I was in seventh grade again, especially with her mom jeans and bright red lipstick.  So thank you Billie-Joe Bouffant for bringing back the memories of an easier time in my life, now do your kids and husband a favor and get a straightening iron  and some low rise jeans and throw away that 32 oz. can of White Rain.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail it to MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com and your picture will be the Monday Morning Mullet.

Jun 27

Monday Morning Mullet: Eurotrip

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:00 am | Leave a Comment (2)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

Good morning Mullet Fans, after a few weeks away do to vacation and other various excuses, I’m back today to start up the Monday Morning Mullet summer edition.  I’d like to start off this edition with a real beauty from our friends in Spain.

Europe likes to rock the mullet like no other continent I’ve seen before (or country on that continent for that matter Tim).  Mexico might come in a close second.  Regardless, I would be willing to bet that the European Union has more mullets per capita than the rest of the world combined. 

Walking through the downtown square of Barcelona, I spotted this hottie from a block away.  It was my first trip to Europe and my first mullet encounter, the excitement overwhelmed me.  Google translator later that night informed me of the word “salmonete” – Red Mullet.  So here’s to you Salmonete Senorita, thanks for making my trip memorable.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

May 16

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:30 am | Leave a Comment (0)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

Good Morning all.  If a picture is worth a 1000 words, than this one is worth somewhere around 10,000.  Our friend here with the “Mull-whip” is about as classy as they come.  I just hope that he doesn’t accidentally get tangled up in a “Super 69” and have to cut that thing off to get out of it.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

May 9

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:30 am | Leave a Comment (0)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

Good Morning Mullet Fans! I hope everyone had a great Derby weekend.  While this will be the first of several Chow Wagon beauties I will present to you over the next few weeks, it is also certainly one of the best. 

This week, I am honored to bring you the couple of the century.  “Mr. Denim” and his girlfriend “Chastity”, who was every bit of 25 years younger than him, were truly a sight to see.  In her right hand you can see a zippo lighter and she had just finished her cigarette and her beer, the sad part (if you didn’t notice) is that she is pregnant.   I asked them if they had plans to dress up and go to Derby and their response was “Hell No! We’re having a Kegger!”

I hope she quits drinking and smoking for the baby’s sake, but I do love her mans Mullet as much as she does.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

May 2

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 10:25 am | Leave a Comment (0)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

Although I am a huge fan of the mullet, sometimes I like to change things up and present you with someone (or in this case something) just a little more odd.

Our new friend here walked into a local bar amongst a group of girls for a bachelorette party.  At first glance I felt sorry for her because her friends let her go out looking Brett Michaels during the early years of Poison, but then I realized she was a he and proud of it.  I honestly was and still am at a loss for words.

So here’s to you Brett Michaels or CC Deville or whichever 80’s glam rock reincarnate in a dress you are.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

Apr 25

Monday Morning Mullet: 1984 Called, They Want Their Mullet Back!

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 10:00 am | Leave a Comment (0)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

After two weeks on hiatus, the Mullet we all love has returned!

Although Elton John was pretty awesome (snicker if you must) and the Dumb! Center was actually quite impressive as well (which we’ll focus on another day), this guy is what made my night.  Within seconds of walking into the concert, before I could make it all the way up the stairs, “80’s Rocker Mullet” came stumbling from the bathroom and made a bee-line for the elevator.

I’m pretty sure at some point in the night, he stood up banged his head like Beavis and Butthead and screamed rock on! Don’t let the white collared shirt fool you, it was unbuttoned revealing a stained wife beater and his jeans were the fat kid version of skinny jeans, sorry I didn’t have time to get a pic of those.  If  that Mullet could tell stories, I’m pretty sure “Memoirs of a Mullet” would be the next best seller and at the top of Oprah’s Book Club. God Bless America (for such awesome Mullets)!

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

Apr 4

The NCAA Always Drops The Ball

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 8:41 pm | Leave a Comment (2)
Category: Basketball

It’s less than one hour until game time and all I can think of is how the old saying “cheaters never win” doesn’t apply in this day and age anymore.

Wherever you go in the wide world of sports, you’re bound to find someone who has cheated and been successful doing so. Whether it be A-Rod in baseball, Jim Tressel at OSU, Cam Newton at Auburn and now Jim Calhoun at UConn, “Cheaters Sometimes Win”.

Our own John Calipari has taken more than his fair share of slack in regards to cheating but has never been found personally guilty for any wrong doings. That is not a misquote, HE HAS NEVER BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF ANY WRONG DOINGS. What’s worse about his situation is that several coaches in the same, or even worse position, have incurred more lenient punishment.

After committing 8 MAJOR VIOLATIONS, Calhoun was cited by the NCAA for failing to create an atmosphere of compliance within his program and will merely be suspended for the first three Big East games during the 2011-12 season. Whoop-di-do. No post season ban this year? Three games, that’s it? Like I said, MORE LENIENT PUNISHMENT.

So while I hope that Butler wins tonight, because they seem like the only honest program left in sports of any kind, it would be great to see the NCAA work in a more fair and efficient manner. Teams like Auburn who won the National Championship and UConn, who are playing for a National Championship, don’t deserve the honor, and it’s a shame the NCAA can’t get it right. When someone is found guilty of cheating or wrong doings, the punishment imposed needs to be the same across the board.

Whether it’s Kentucky or Duke, UConn or Louisville, Morehead State or George Mason, the NCAA shouldn’t have a problem doing the right thing all the time, and not just when it’s convenient.

Apr 4

Monday Morning Mullet: A Beauty Witnessed By All

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 11:39 am | Leave a Comment (0)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

This “Miracle Mullet” was witnessed by myself and some of the other TGR crew, who were in just as much shock as I was.  You’ve never seen a Mullet this sexy in your life.  Thick, full hair down the back would make any man or woman jealous, especially when its a mullet.  What’s more amazing (and the reason behind the name) is the fact that no one informed him over the years that his mullet wasn’t really in style anymore.  You don’t just grow one this long in a year, this took planning and serious maintenance of split-ends.

Casanova is an avid socks bowler (no shoes needed when you’re this good), enjoys moon-lit walks on the beach, growing a Ron Jeremy mustache (yes folks, he looked like the hedgehog) and combing his beautiful locks. I’m pretty sure his mullet is just a good representation of how dedicated he would be in a relationship.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

Apr 2

How They Roll In Lex

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 7:37 pm | Leave a Comment (6)
Category: Random Notes

Stop #1:

Because I was only 17 and in high school the last time UK went to the Final Four, I decided to take a trip to Lexington to see how college kids rock out for such a momentous occasion.

I get to a party on Linden Walk where I’m greeted by hot college girls screaming GO CATS and a custom beer pong table.

The night has already started out just right.

The energy in this small cramped house is off the hook.

On another note, this is a sight you won’t see too often, offensive lineman Stuart Hines supporting the Cats by holding a basketball piñata full of treats.

Stop #2:

On my adventure through Lex, I decided to check out the bar scene for a look at the craziness.

Campus Pub seemed to be a good fit for the occasion and boy was it off the hook.

I spoke with several people in the bar to get a feel of how confident they were of the Cats.

Michelle at a nearby table told me “Oh hell we’re gonna win by 12!!! Jorts is gonna takeover and control UCONN!”. She was excited and was ready for the action the start.

Another fan told me he thought “UCONN sucks, GO CATS!!! The X factor is Darius Miller knockin’em down. If his game is on, there’s no doubt in my mind.”

All I can say is that this town is ready for a showdown.

If you have pictures of your partying in Lex send them in to contact@tailgatereview.com and they might be on site.