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Jul 25

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 12:00 pm | Leave a Comment (1)
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Today we have a reader submission for the Monday Morning Mullet (afternoon edition).  I can’t give you the exact details of where this beauty was found but I can tell you how I got a hold of it.  A near and dear friend of mine, Tim, sent it to me in the middle of my work day a few weeks ago and I had forgotten about it.  Saturday night, while enjoying a Maker’s on the rocks at Drake’s (www.drakescomeplay.com  www.facebook.com/DrakesStMatthews), he reminded me that I needed to post it.  So I have spent all morning trying to find it and voila…here it is.  Thanks Tim, you owe me a drink! 

This guy needs to be on a bud light commercial, he’s definitely a Real American Hero.  Here’s to you Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Mullet Man!  The way you sport that shirt with jorts and no socks with the shoes, makes the girls go crazy. The classic 1980’s beach bum Mullet time warped to 2011 to give us all a good laugh.  So crack open a bud light because you deserve it…and maybe you’ll get drunk enough that you pass out and someone will lop off that huge rat tail known as a mullet

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail it to MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com and your picture will be the Monday Morning Mullet.

Jul 11

Monday Morning Mullet: Bouffant Beauty Queen

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:02 am | Leave a Comment (2)
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Good Morning Mullet Fans!  This week we have something a little more sexy than your everyday, run of the mill mullet – we have the Bouffant.  Woman with Bouffants were a big hit (no pun intended) in the early 90’s.  Reba McEntire, Oprah Winfrey and every teacher I had, just to name a few, sported the poof.

Well fast forward 20 years, unfortunately, no one informed this weeks lovely lady about the change in style.  She made me feel like I was in seventh grade again, especially with her mom jeans and bright red lipstick.  So thank you Billie-Joe Bouffant for bringing back the memories of an easier time in my life, now do your kids and husband a favor and get a straightening iron  and some low rise jeans and throw away that 32 oz. can of White Rain.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail it to MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com and your picture will be the Monday Morning Mullet.

Jun 27

Monday Morning Mullet: Eurotrip

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:00 am | Leave a Comment (2)
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Good morning Mullet Fans, after a few weeks away do to vacation and other various excuses, I’m back today to start up the Monday Morning Mullet summer edition.  I’d like to start off this edition with a real beauty from our friends in Spain.

Europe likes to rock the mullet like no other continent I’ve seen before (or country on that continent for that matter Tim).  Mexico might come in a close second.  Regardless, I would be willing to bet that the European Union has more mullets per capita than the rest of the world combined. 

Walking through the downtown square of Barcelona, I spotted this hottie from a block away.  It was my first trip to Europe and my first mullet encounter, the excitement overwhelmed me.  Google translator later that night informed me of the word “salmonete” – Red Mullet.  So here’s to you Salmonete Senorita, thanks for making my trip memorable.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

May 16

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:30 am | Leave a Comment (0)
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Good Morning all.  If a picture is worth a 1000 words, than this one is worth somewhere around 10,000.  Our friend here with the “Mull-whip” is about as classy as they come.  I just hope that he doesn’t accidentally get tangled up in a “Super 69” and have to cut that thing off to get out of it.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

May 9

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:30 am | Leave a Comment (0)
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Good Morning Mullet Fans! I hope everyone had a great Derby weekend.  While this will be the first of several Chow Wagon beauties I will present to you over the next few weeks, it is also certainly one of the best. 

This week, I am honored to bring you the couple of the century.  “Mr. Denim” and his girlfriend “Chastity”, who was every bit of 25 years younger than him, were truly a sight to see.  In her right hand you can see a zippo lighter and she had just finished her cigarette and her beer, the sad part (if you didn’t notice) is that she is pregnant.   I asked them if they had plans to dress up and go to Derby and their response was “Hell No! We’re having a Kegger!”

I hope she quits drinking and smoking for the baby’s sake, but I do love her mans Mullet as much as she does.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

May 2

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 10:25 am | Leave a Comment (0)
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Although I am a huge fan of the mullet, sometimes I like to change things up and present you with someone (or in this case something) just a little more odd.

Our new friend here walked into a local bar amongst a group of girls for a bachelorette party.  At first glance I felt sorry for her because her friends let her go out looking Brett Michaels during the early years of Poison, but then I realized she was a he and proud of it.  I honestly was and still am at a loss for words.

So here’s to you Brett Michaels or CC Deville or whichever 80’s glam rock reincarnate in a dress you are.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

Apr 25

Monday Morning Mullet: 1984 Called, They Want Their Mullet Back!

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 10:00 am | Leave a Comment (0)
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After two weeks on hiatus, the Mullet we all love has returned!

Although Elton John was pretty awesome (snicker if you must) and the Dumb! Center was actually quite impressive as well (which we’ll focus on another day), this guy is what made my night.  Within seconds of walking into the concert, before I could make it all the way up the stairs, “80’s Rocker Mullet” came stumbling from the bathroom and made a bee-line for the elevator.

I’m pretty sure at some point in the night, he stood up banged his head like Beavis and Butthead and screamed rock on! Don’t let the white collared shirt fool you, it was unbuttoned revealing a stained wife beater and his jeans were the fat kid version of skinny jeans, sorry I didn’t have time to get a pic of those.  If  that Mullet could tell stories, I’m pretty sure “Memoirs of a Mullet” would be the next best seller and at the top of Oprah’s Book Club. God Bless America (for such awesome Mullets)!

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

Apr 4

Monday Morning Mullet: A Beauty Witnessed By All

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 11:39 am | Leave a Comment (0)
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This “Miracle Mullet” was witnessed by myself and some of the other TGR crew, who were in just as much shock as I was.  You’ve never seen a Mullet this sexy in your life.  Thick, full hair down the back would make any man or woman jealous, especially when its a mullet.  What’s more amazing (and the reason behind the name) is the fact that no one informed him over the years that his mullet wasn’t really in style anymore.  You don’t just grow one this long in a year, this took planning and serious maintenance of split-ends.

Casanova is an avid socks bowler (no shoes needed when you’re this good), enjoys moon-lit walks on the beach, growing a Ron Jeremy mustache (yes folks, he looked like the hedgehog) and combing his beautiful locks. I’m pretty sure his mullet is just a good representation of how dedicated he would be in a relationship.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

Mar 28

Monday Morning Mullet: Keep It In The Family

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:30 am | Leave a Comment (0)
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Several weeks ago, I introduced you all to the “Kentucky Waterfall”, today I’d like you to meet his son.  It’s hard to put a name on something this grotesque, so I shall call it the “Bun of Fun”.  He has delicately wrapped his Mullet in a bun that only a mother could love.

I should have asked if I could braid it… Here is his fathers link!

http://tailgatereview.com/2011/01/31/monday-morning-mullet-talk-about-a-diamond-in-the-rough/

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

Mar 21

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:29 am | Leave a Comment (0)
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Good morning Mulleteers, I give you “Animullet”!!!  This fine specimen was found at a local hospital, where I believe doctors were actually trying to permanently attach this full fox fur to this woman’s head.  She was wearing a mink coat as well that didn’t really match the fox ponytail.  What really makes this “Animullet” so wonderful is the fact that I truly believe that the whole fox (minus paws and head) was on her head.  Some people grow a mullet, some people buy them.

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com