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Mar 14

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:33 am | Leave a Comment (0)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com

Today I bring you some sort of other beast. Although Monday Morning Mullets have been strong with the wicked hair style to this point in time, I wanted to introduce you to “Denim Dan”. Four Hundred Pounds of handsome denim.

One has to go to extreme measures to pull off such an outfit.  I hope that if I ever run into this Denim God again, he has grown the necessary mullet to match his clothes.

Mar 7

Monday Afternoon Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 4:11 pm | Leave a Comment (0)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

Today’s mullet, although a little late, is still a great one. World, I’d like to introduce you to “Androgyny Mullet”. Although I didn’t have a chance to ask, I’m sure her name is Chris, Pat or Andy. The jacket really tied the outfit together and made shims sex appeal very enticing.

Feb 28

Monday Morning Mullet: Tommy Mulletfiger

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 8:15 am | Leave a Comment (10)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com.

This weeks edition brings a whole new meaning to the word classy.  “Tommy Mulletfiger” was dressed to the 9’s in this retro Tommy polo from the early 1990’s, and he was ready for a party.  He even went as far as to break out, the always sexy, Magnum P.I. mustache (google “Tom Selleck Magnum” if there’s any confusion).  I have to say though, the sexiest addition to his wavy locks, striking mustache and expensive shirt is the cigarette burn hole right below the third green stripe.

Somewhere between his seventh and tenth beer, and near the end of the pack of Kool’s he finished in an hour, he let his cherry drop making this outfit ten times better than it already was.  Thanks Mr. Mulletfiger, you make me happy it’s Monday.

Feb 21

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:30 am | Leave a Comment (3)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.  If you would like to send me your own pictures of an awesome mullet or anything else I might enjoy, please e-mail at MondayMorningMullet@gmail.com.

This mullet is what I like to call “Male Pattern Mulletness”.  One of my favorite things while playing paparazzi is getting caught.  Sometimes people ignore me, ask me what I’m doing or even pose. This guy flicked me off and asked me “What the f@#$ you think you’re doing?”.  I told him I wanted a pic of the crowd, and he told me he wanted me to delete the picture with him in it.

Silly angry mullet man, Trix are for kids (and pics of mullets are for TGR readers).

One last thing I would like to point out, besides his bald/mullet attempt, is the awesome tattoo of himself  with his initials above.  Here it is cropped and rotated.  Notice how the cartoon is flicking you off, similar to when he saw me taking his pic, VERY CLASSY!!!

Feb 7

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:30 am | Leave a Comment (31)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.

After having a crappy weekend, I hope that this Monday Morning Mullet brings a smile to everyone’s face.  This weeks special is what I like to call “Cro-Magnon Mullet”.  If you aren’t familiar with the humans that lived 25,000 years ago, this is his cousin frozen in time.  Although he appears to wear clothes and even drink beer out of a can, he still walks slightly hunched forward with a grunt look on his face.

Jan 31

Monday Morning Mullet: Talk About A Diamond In The Rough

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:15 am | Leave a Comment (1)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites. Every Monday morning, I will give you your weekly dose of Mullet mania straight from my own iphone camera. I’m not ripping other sites off, these are all original pics from yours truly.

Talk About A Diamond In The Rough…

I found this gem while losing money at the boat this weekend. This fine specimen is what I like to call a “Kentucky Waterfall”.

Notice the precision cut that that enables the scalp fat to appear to be boulders, while the tight rubber band creates the mouth of the waterfall.

This is definitely a 7.5/10. Had he taken the time to curl or even brush that thing, you would be seeing a solid 9!

A word to the wise, using a camera in a casino is PROHIBITED, and they don’t care how great the mullet is.

Jan 24

Monday Morning Mullet

Posted by: Carson Lilly at 9:02 am | Leave a Comment (1)
Category: Monday Morning Mullet

There’s no better way to start off the week than seeing a most awesome mullet on Monday morning. I pride  myself in  being somewhat of an amateur paparazzi, well at least when it comes to mullets and other hideous sites.

Every Monday morning, I will give you your weekly dose of Mullet mania straight from my own iphone camera. I’m not ripping other sites off, these are all original pics from yours truly.

This week is special because it is the inaugural event of Monday Morning Mullet. So without further ado, I give you a mid back mullet with a wicked skull t-shirt.  Watch out fellows, this guy has his eye on your special lady friend.